Pillow menus, Wi-Fi included in room charge, made-to-order omelets at the breakfast buffet -- these are the ho-hum trappings hotels are offering these days to get your business.
Hotels across Latin America, however, offer the kind of unique and memorable perks that actually might get you to book a stay.
Worry dolls (Casa Palopó, Santa Catarina Palopó, Guatemala)
This stylish seven-bedroom property overlooking Lake Atitlán adds a twist to turn-down service.
On the night of check-in, staff place a pouch containing a set of traditional Guatemalan worry dolls atop your bed.
Local lore holds that if you place the dolls under your pillow at night, they'll take your worries away as you sleep.
Casa Palopó, Km. 6.8 Santa Catarina Palopó, Solola, Guatemala; +502 7762 2270; contact hotel for rates
Oxygen enrichment (Palacio Nazarenas, Cusco, Peru)
At Palacio Nazarenas, they help you breathe it all in.
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Housed in a former convent, this cozy retreat takes your breath away -- literally.
Because the hotel is located 11,152 feet above sea level, the lungs take some time to adjust, leaving some guests gasping.
To combat altitude sickness, the hotel pumps extra oxygen into rooms through the air-conditioning system.
Palacio Nazarenas, Plaza Nazarenas 144, Cusco, Peru; +51 8 458 2222; from $375 per night
Business cards (Bristol Panama, Panama City)
Located in Panama City's bustling financial district, the Bristol is a biz travel standby.
You don't have to be a CEO to appreciate the free business cards the hotel prints up for guests, which include their name, personal telephone number and hotel's fax line.
Bristol Panama, Avda. Aquilino de la Guardia, Panama City; +507 264 0000; from $189 per night
Fountain of Youth (UXUA Casa Hotel & Spa, Trancoso, Brazil)
Who doesn't love a good hotel pool?
Especially one with healing powers.
UXUA's supposed fountain of youth is constructed of 40,000 local luminescent-green aventurine quartz stones that are believed to have the most potent healing properties of any gem.
Hermés swag (Alvear Palace Hotel, Buenos Aires)
If you're one of those travelers who socks away the stash of hotel toiletries, you'll waste no time pilfering the luxe lotions at this elegant hotel.
They're made by Hermés, and include the popular Eau d'Orange Verte unisex fragrance created by famed perfumer Françoise Caron back in 1979.
Fender guitar and amp (Hard Rock Hotel Panama Megapolis, Panama City)
At the Hard Rock Panama City, all you need to supply are three chords to become a rock god. For a night.
Courtesy Hard Rock Hotels & Casinos
With Hard Rock's exclusive Sound of Your Stay program, you can pretend to be anyone from Keef to Coldplay on world tour.
Upon request, digital music-mixing software is loaded on your in-room laptop, and you can borrow one of 20 Fender guitars, complete with amp and headphones -- all you need to supply are three chords and some world-weary lyrics and you're set to record the next "On the Road Again" travel anthem.
For the ultimate rocker-like stay, you can tell people you coptered in via the hotel's helipad.
History lessons (JW Marriott Cusco, Cusco, Peru)
Surrounded by magnificent archaeological sites, this landmark hotel has its own history worth exploring.
It's built on the grounds of a 16th-century San Agustin convent, and has been meticulously restored to showcase original Incan architectural details, some of which are located in select guestrooms.
Free guided tours exploring the ancient remains and artifacts are offered nightly.
JW Marriott Cusco, Esquina de la Calle Ruinas 432 y San Agustin, Cusco, Peru; +51 84 582 200; from $225 per night
Treehouse meals (Pacuare Lodge, Limón, Costa Rica)
An eco-friendly retreat surrounded by lush jungle, the Pacuare Lodge offers guests a unique eating experience.
Located 60 feet up in the branches of a Ceiba tree, The Nest is a canopied perch that holds up to four people -- it can be reserved for breakfast, lunch or dinner (complete with candles).
There's action even before you sit down. To access The Nest you must slide down a 400-foot cable.
Pacuare Lodge, 2½ hours east of San José airport on Pacuare River, Limón, Costa Rica, hotel arranges transportation; +506 2225 3939; rates from $377 per night
Polo lessons (Estancia Vik Jose Ignacio, Punta del Este, Uruguay)
Among this resort's 4,000 acres you'll find a full-size, world-class polo field that plays host to professional matches featuring some of the game's biggest names.
So what if you can't name any of them? If you want to get out there and swing a mallet yourself, the hotel offers private polo lessons.
Estancia Vik Jose Ignacio, Camino Eugenio Saiz Martinez, Km. 8, Punta del Este, Uruguay; +5989 4 605 212; rates from $385 per night
Observatory (Hotel de Larache, San Pedro de Atacama, Chile)
At Hotel de Larache, guests search for a different kind of nightlife.
Courtesy Hotel de Larache
Chile's Altiplano region may have the driest desert on earth, but there's nothing barren about its night skies.
The area is a center for serious astronomy, and this luxury lodge from the Explora travel company has taken advantage of its location by opening its own observatory, with a powerful, 16-inch, advanced-optics Meade telescope that allows guests to marvel at the wild black yonder.
Hotel de Larache, Domingo Atienza s/n, Ayllu de Larache, San Pedro de Atacama, Chile; +56 2 2395 2800; from $2,790 (three-night minimum)
Pole-dancing classes (Paradisus Playa del Carmen La Perla, Playa del Carmen, Mexico)
Lots of hotels offer free fitness classes, but this all-inclusive may be the only one with gratis pole-dancing lessons.
The 60-minute classes are held twice a week in an outdoor palapa, and are more about strengthening and stretching than stripping. So we're told.
Guest experience manager Sadri Alexander admits when he first suggested the idea, people thought he was nuts. But the classes have become so popular that the hotel has had to add more poles.
Tree planting (Los Suenos Marriott Ocean & Golf Resort, Herradura, Costa Rica)
A chance to make Costa Rica even greener.
Courtesy Los Suenos Marriott Ocean & Golf Resort
If you like green travel, you might appreciate Los Suenos' Reforest the Rainforest initiative.
Situated amid a 1,100-acre rainforest that's home to more than 150 animal species, including the increasingly scarce scarlet macaw, the hotel has set aside an area along the La Iguana Golf Course where guests can plant a tropical almond sapling, a native tree donated to the hotel by a nearby national park.
Rum ... lots (Mukul Beach, Golf & Spa, Rivas, Nicaragua)
The family that owns this gorgeous property on Nicaragua's Emerald Coast is responsible for the 100-year-old Flor de Caña Rum company.
Guests not only receive a complimentary bottle of five-year-old Flor de Caña rum in their room each day (along with mixers, snacks and juice), they can order free cocktails made with Flor de Caña at the bar or pool until 5 p.m.
They're also privy to a rum tasting with the hotel's official rum connoisseur.
Warrior dogs (Sandos Caracol Eco-Resort & Spa, Playa del Carmen, Mexico)
You won't feel as bad leaving Fido behind during your stay at this sprawling beachfront resort. That's because the hotel has Mayan "warrior" dogs -- a breed known as Xoloitzcuintle that dates back 3,000 years -- that you can take for a walk around the property.
Along the way, you might encounter some of the numerous critters roaming the grounds, including spider monkeys and sea turtles.
There's also an onsite zoo with donkeys, deer, peacocks and more.