Folks had jokes on Oscars night.
Here's a few that gave us a laugh:
- Brad Pitt accepting the Academy Award for best supporting actor: "They told me I only have 45 seconds up here, which is 45 seconds more than the Senate gave John Bolton this week."
- Olivia Colman presenting the best actor award, reflecting on winning the best actress Academy Award last year: “It ended up being the best night of my husband’s life. He actually says that and I’ve given birth three times.”
- Chris Rock helping to open the show along with Steve Martin: "Jeff Bezos is so rich he got divorced and he's still the richest man in the world. He saw 'Marriage Story' and thought it was a comedy."
- Steve Martin during that same opening: "A couple of years ago, there was a big disaster here at the Oscars, where they accidentally read out the wrong name. And it was nobody's fault, but they have guaranteed that this will not happen this year because the Academy has switched to the new Iowa caucus app."