Bulldogs in the ring during the (Toy, Terrier and Non-Sporting) Breed Judging at the 146th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.
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The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is afoot, which marks one of the few events where we can ogle photos of adorable dogs and feel kind of classy about it.

So far, four finalists have been picked. These fine specimens will be joined by three others for Wednesday night’s finale, where one outstanding canine will be crowned Best in Show.

Fans of televised bathroom accidents and people in suits staring pensively at dog underbellies can catch all of the heart-stopping action live on FS1 (because this is a sport!) or the Westminster Kennel Club website. The festivities start at 7:30 p.m. ET.

Hound Group: Trumpet (Bloodhound)

Now, on to the dogs! The WKC recognizes 211 different breeds of dog, and the whole point of the competition is to find the dogs that adhere most to their breed’s standards (hence all of the underbelly scrutinizing). The show’s finalists each represent the best of seven different groups of dog breeds: herding, hound, non-sporting, terrier, toy and working. While the four dogs already set to head to the final may vary in size, two virtues bind them together: They’re all very good at being the types of dogs they are, and they all have excellent names.

Trumpet, winner of the 2022 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show's Hound Group.

Bloodhounds are “one of the oldest breeds of dogs that hunt by scent,” according to Westminster Kennel Club classifications. A discovery by a trained bloodhound can even be used in a court of law! The American Kennel Club describes the ideal bloodhound expression as “noble and dignified, and characterized by solemnity, wisdom, and power.” Trumpet has nailed it.

Non-sporting Group: Winston (French bulldog)

Winston,  winner of the 2022 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show's Non-sporting Group.

Ah, Winston. A classic French bulldog name for a classic guy. According to the WKC, Frenchies don’t have a lot of, well, useful skills. But they make up for it by being cute. “Most French Bulldogs excel at being friendly, loving clowns whose raison d’être is to be adored,” their breed description says. Winston’s smiling little face has certainly gotten him far. (Also, one of Winston’s owners is an NFL defensive lineman! That counts as a skill for him, right?)

Toy Group: Hollywood (Maltese)

Hollywood, winner of the 2022 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show's Toy Group.

Hollywood looks like she thinks she’s better than everyone else, and she’s right. Toy dogs are bred for human companionship and laps of luxury. The WKC Maltese breed description says they have been popular pets among royalty for centuries, due to their “elegance and beauty.” Hollywood, star that she is, bested several other toy beauts, including Porsche, the first Russian toy dog to make it to the semifinals.

Herding Group: River (German shepherd)