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A piglet’s paradise, a superstar vacation and a “man-sized” mistake. Here is this week’s non-political news.

An oinky swim

Courtesy UPMC Children's Hospital of Pittsburgh

This Bahamas piglet-paradise island is making our dreams come true. You can interact and swim alongside swine in Big Major Cay, and the theories of how they got there are endless.

A sexist size

02:16 - Source: CNN
Basketball robots and flying cops

Kleenex is throwing out their “Mansize” tissue packages after 62 years and rebranding them to “Kleenex extra large,” after receiving a “consistent increase of complaints.”

A royal price

00:35 - Source: HLN
'Friends' actor spoofs robbery in NY

Turns out it wasn’t David Schwimmer stealing a crate of beer from a UK store. The actor made a spoof video of the original tape, promising the Blackpool Police he was not in the country at the time.

An alcoholic warning

Mike Belleme for CNN

Long nights may get shorter for all you parents out there. Two dads have come up with a radical new water bottle that warms up milk faster.

A sweet mystery

Paramount Pictures

An answered prayer

NASA

A Madonna-style holiday. The superstar’s former home in South Kensington is on the market as a luxury vacation rental for $963 a night.