The Razzies 2017: The most awesome reviews of most awful movies

Updated 2:02 AM ET, Sun February 26, 2017

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(CNN)Not all movies are good! In fact, a lot of them are really bad. Like, award-worthy bad. That's the point of the yearly Razzie Awards, which recognize the best of the worst (or the worst of the worst, depending on how you see it) for a good old pre-Oscars suck fest.

So before you bask in the cultural significance and artfulness of the Academy Awards, enjoy these awesome reviews for these awful movies.

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Plot: Batman and Superman engage in a battle of might to see who can talk in the manlier, gravellier timbre.

Dirty Grandpa

Plot: Zac Efron is visited by the Ghost of Efron Future

Gods of Egypt

Plot: Egypt outsources all of its God jobs to the Scottish

Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

 D'Souza Media
Plot: Honestly, we are not touching this one

Independence Day: Resurgence

Plot: Members of the original cast search for Will Smith

Zoolander No. 2

Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller and Penelope Cruz in "Zoolander 2."
Plot: Celebrities are dying, and like, the Fountain of Youth is real? IDK.