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Hilarious knockoff 'Star Wars' toys

Updated 3:18 PM ET, Fri December 11, 2015
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Perhaps you've heard of Darth Maul's brother, "Dennis." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
Not a lot of people were enamored of young Anakin Skywalker, but "Little Girl" seems a bit harsh. wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
Chancellor Valorum, perhaps a "Guardians of the Galaxy" fan, is "Glorious Star Lord." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
Obi-Wan Kenobi's mentor Qui-Gon Jinn becomes "Fly-Gone-Gin." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
The villainous human trafficker/junk dealer Watto is now the less-threatening "What." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi is renamed the more descriptive "Conehead." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
If Obi-Wan Kenobi were to become a surfer bro, maybe he'd go by "Toby-One." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
Gungan leader Boss Nass also gets a more evocative name: "Upright Slug." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock
Some things require no translation. Gungan sidekick (and possible Sith Lord) Jar Jar Binks is ... "Jar Jar Binks." wholesalecleara/REX Shutterstock