DOA or MIA
: Where in the world is Abdelhamid Abaaoud, the suspected ringleader of the Paris attacks? Cops thought they had him cornered in an apartment building north of Paris yesterday. Five thousand rounds of ammunition and a suicide bomb blast later, the long standoff ended. But no Abaaoud
. Next up: DNA tests on the body parts found in the rubble to figure out if he was even in the building. Abaaoud's a pretty slippery fellow. Last month, the French targeted him in an airstrike in Syria. Same deal: No Abaaoud.
- It posted a picture of the bomb it says brought down the Russian Metrojet plane. It's a rigged soda can.
- And it released a video warning of an attack on New York City. Said the mayor: You don't scare us.
Divided we stand
: Just what America needs. Yet another polarizing issue: refugees. A new poll finds 53% are opposed to Syrian refugees resettling
in the U.S. Thirty-one governors say they won't roll out the welcome mat
. And both the House and the Senate will hold hearings today. All because one of the Paris attackers may have slipped into Europe disguised as a refugee
. President Barack Obama isn't budging. If Congress drafts an anti-refugee bill, he's threatened to pull out his mighty veto pen
Birds of a feather
: Did you know Boko Haram killed more people than ISIS last year
(6,644 vs. 6,073)? And while our attention is focused squarely on Paris, this evil incarnate continues its murderous rampage. Two attacks in 24 hours in the Nigerian cities of Yola and Kano killed at least 40 people and wounded close to 200. What's more despicable: In one of them, Boko Haram used a bomber who was 11!
Like ISIS, it too is a big fan of Islamic fundamentalism. In fact, the two groups accounted for 51% of all claimed terrorist killings in 2014
Stop. Collaborate. And listen:
Airport workers embraced their inner "Norma Rae" last night and have gone on strike, demanding medical benefits
and $15-an-hour pay. If you're in Chicago, Boston, New York, Philadelphia or Fort Lauderdale, you'll probably see folks holding signs and chanting outside terminals this morning. Got a plane to catch? Don't worry, the airlines say your flight will leave on time. Which is a surprise, because they usually never do.
Highway to the danger zone
: We've got bad news and really bad news. First the bad news: if the Earth's temperature goes up by just two degrees, we'll see more wildfires, more intense hurricanes, more species dying and shrinking water supplies
. Now, the really bad news: We're almost already halfway there
. The average temperature last month was a record-shattering 0.98 degrees Celsius warmer than average. In fact, last month was the warmest October ever. And on that note: Happy Thursday, y'all.
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Quote of the day: "It's 20 bucks, but ... it's worth 20 million bucks to me"
A member of a vandalized Texas mosque talking about 7-year-old Jack Swanson, who emptied out his piggy bank to help
There goes our New Year's resolution
Craving a doughnut? Dunkin' Donuts will now deliver it to YOUR DOOR
Mother of all selfies
Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Give a dad a GoPro and he shoots his entire Vegas vacation pointing it backward
Next time, pick up a book
ISIS Books & Gifts in Denver keeps getting its sign vandalized
because, you know, ISIS. If the idiots maybe read a little, they'd know ISIS is also the name of the Egyptian goddess of healing.
Good things come to those who wait ... and wait ... and ...
If you're thinking of dining at Damon Baehrel
, you'll have to wait until 2025. The restaurant stopped accepting reservations
in April 2014.
WHAT'S FOR LUNCH
Here's what's coming up later.
It's going to be a painful day for the victims of the Chowchilla bus kidnapping, the largest mass abduction in U.S. history
. They were told their three abductors would never see the light of day. Two are already out of prison, and the last will likely be paroled today. So much for promises kept.
That's how long it'll take for women's pay to finally catch up to men's
. I can't even.
If your lips are movin'
Man finds out he's going to be a grandpa during family game night. His touching reaction got us a little verklempt.