The quarter-century-old tradition got a makeover this year
The birds share a birth date, but the similarities end there
Both will live to see another day
This Thanksgiving, a battle is brewing. A life-and-death contest orchestrated at the highest levels of power.
It’s not the latest from the Hunger Games franchise; it’s the presidential turkey pardon.
The quarter-century-old tradition got another makeover this year with an expanded crowd-sourced, social media component: Last year, Facebook users got to decide which bird got the coveted presidential pardon by clicking “Like.” This year, they can still “Like,” but they can also regram the photo of their chosen bird on Instagram, or tweet a specific hashtag.
The White House picked two finalists, Caramel and Popcorn.
The birds, both toms, share a birth date, July 8, 2013. But the similarities end there.
Caramel has an understated gait; the White House calls it “steady and deliberate.” Popcorn patrols his pen with pride.
Caramel prefers to peck soybean meal. Popcorn, with no hint of irony, prefers corn.
Caramel jams to “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga. Popcorn’s favorite? Beyonce’s “Halo.”
The White House also provided audio recordings of the bird’s signature sound.
During the voting, which ended Tuesday night, many on Twitter expressed concern.
“Guys this feels a little sadistic,” tweeted Shannon Wurthman.
Melody Joy Kramer, casting a vote for #TeamPopcorn, added, “Sorry, Caramel. It’s been real, yo.”
Fortunately, these fears were misplaced.
The result will determine only which bird takes the title of National Thanksgiving Turkey.
Both Caramel and Popcorn will live to gobble another day.
But before you break out the Beyonce to celebrate, the pardon only buys the turkey so much time. All the turkeys ever pardoned at the White House are dead, including the six President Barack Obama pardoned in previous years.
The White House will announce the winner of this year’s interactive contest Wednesday afternoon. But many users have already chimed in on the contest itself.
Some applauded the interactive format, while others couldn’t resist going for the jugular.
“You may not be able to sign up for health care online,” tweeted The New Yorker’s Caitlin Kelly, “but by god you can vote to spare a large bird.”