Positioning and eye contact is key. But if you want to get this guy's attention at the bar, it might take a little something extra.
How to get noticed by the bartender —
Positioning and eye contact is key. But if you want to get this guy's attention at the bar, it might take a little something extra.
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"We're off to save the boy in the well, but first we have to get completely blotto."
Show up in costume —
"We're off to save the boy in the well, but first we have to get completely blotto."
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"Seriously, Jeff. It looks good. Chicks will dig it."
Wear a big, silly hat —
"Seriously, Jeff. It looks good. Chicks will dig it."
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"Yeah, and can I get that with a straw?"
Do ... whatever this is —
"Yeah, and can I get that with a straw?"
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"I don't always get noticed first at the bar, but when I do it's because I spent six weeks inside a tanning bed."
Be the most interesting man in the world —
"I don't always get noticed first at the bar, but when I do it's because I spent six weeks inside a tanning bed."
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"My daddy wants a vodka. Make it two."
Bring a small child —
"My daddy wants a vodka. Make it two."
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"Hurry up with that whiskey. I have to do a birthday party at noon."
Dress up like a clown —
"Hurry up with that whiskey. I have to do a birthday party at noon."
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Seriously. I dare you to overlook this man.
Go back in time and be Ernest Hemingway —
Seriously. I dare you to overlook this man.
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Astro and Mittens always sing "Thunder Road" during karaoke.
Bring your dog —
Astro and Mittens always sing "Thunder Road" during karaoke.
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"The hot pink says I'm fun. And the hat says I murdered a polar bear."
Dye your hair —
"The hot pink says I'm fun. And the hat says I murdered a polar bear."
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