"Welcome home, dear! Can I make you a warm glass of the most disgusting thing I could find in the kitchen?"
Things you can rent online ... like a wife —
"Welcome home, dear! Can I make you a warm glass of the most disgusting thing I could find in the kitchen?"
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"Now that I've got my car up on this hydraulic lift, let's see if I can promptly find a nice, painful way to injure myself."
Self-Service Garage Bays —
"Now that I've got my car up on this hydraulic lift, let's see if I can promptly find a nice, painful way to injure myself."
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"So, babe, how do you like camping in this yurt?" "Jim, I want a divorce."
Yurts —
"So, babe, how do you like camping in this yurt?" "Jim, I want a divorce."
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Pro tip: If you have to rent a friend, go with Ross.
Friends —
Pro tip: If you have to rent a friend, go with Ross.
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It was at this moment that the girls decided seeing Mumford & Sons was a poor life decision.
Portable Toilets —
It was at this moment that the girls decided seeing Mumford & Sons was a poor life decision.
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Peter Dinklage is NOT a midget. He is a dwarf. There's a difference. That said, midget rentals actually exist. But you're probably getting dwarfs. Either way, it's incredibly offensive.
Midgets —
Peter Dinklage is NOT a midget. He is a dwarf. There's a difference. That said, midget rentals actually exist. But you're probably getting dwarfs. Either way, it's incredibly offensive.
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Soon.
Chickens —
Soon.
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"Hi, I'm Steve. I'm here for the lawn."
Goats —
"Hi, I'm Steve. I'm here for the lawn."
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