Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Caption challenge: Cat opts for bird's-eye view
 We're reviving the caption challenge, Warp CNN readers. Take a look at this cat. The one at the top of the pole. His name is Vampire and he stayed up there from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on September 16.What do you think is going on here? What is this feline doing? Did he decide that he needed to get closer to the birds, or was this simply a scratching post scratch gone awry? From the looks of it, Vampire has exceeded the height of the bird at the top of that weather vane. We're asking you to inform us of the true nature of this situation. Post a comment below and we'll feature the best caption as a post on Warp CNN, the most trusted name in news satire. And if you don't, we can't say we'll stick you on top of that pole, but let's just say that you don't want to mess with anything involving vampires. Guidelines: * Be funny: Take us to new heights of laughter. * Keep it short: Aim for about one line, or something short enough to fit in the limited space allowed by the Warp CNN Caption-o-Matic.  Here's some fodder for your funnybone: Larry Richardson of Booneville, Arkansas, is the owner of 7-year-old, 20-pound Vampire. The image at right is a close-up shot of Vampire at the top of the pole. Richardson says the cat's name comes from his extra front teeth, which give him a "saber-toothed" appearance.It was the wrath of Richardson's feisty rat terrier, Pete, that drove Vampire up to a comfortable perch on the pole. Richardson says Vampire even dozed off for a bit while up there. The cat finally came down on his own, but Richardson didn't see this occur. He found Vampire chilling out on the back porch like he normally does. So with these elements in place, elevate your humorous senses and post your funny caption ideas. 36 Comments
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