Friday, January 26, 2007
It's the planet, stupid
Courtesy cartoonist Brixton Doyle, whose self portrait graces the pink FEATURED CONTRIBUTORS box on the right side of this page. Do you draw, too? Send your cartoon. We're in for it!
Cartoonist Jim Brenneman (who also penned this and this) writes, "America might take her up on the conversation idea but may not be able to get beyond the subject of you-know-who long enough to actually have a constructive discourse." Do you draw? Send your own cartoon to WarpCNN. News in Brief: Too much expected from nap
NASHVILLE, Tennessee -- Vanderbilt University sophomore Derek Sellars drastically overestimated the mental clarity, physical replenishment, and restorative power he would attain from a 7 p.m. nap Tuesday. "I thought I'd feel fresh and good to go for the rest of the night," said Sellars, who added that the brief sleep completely failed to give him the wherewithal to complete his calculus assignment or inspire a "great topic" for his 19th-century English Literature class paper due Wednesday morning. "I couldn't really tell what day it was and I was all sweaty. In fact, I felt more tired somehow." Despite the setback, Sellars plans to work straight through until his next 30-minute nap, scheduled for 3 a.m.
Get more from The Onion Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Jake's Take: iPods in Canada
A new economic study shows that the cheapest place to buy an iPod is in Canada. Clearly, Canada is trying to cut down on the two biggest expenses for elderly Americans: prescription drugs and gifts for their grandchildren.
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