Thursday, January 18, 2007
Worth 1,000 words
 The image at left is a real news photo, no kidding. Facts and figures aside, what kind of caption would you write for this photo if accuracy were no object?Here's what CNN.com is looking for: • Be funny: We'll feature the best caption as a post on Warp CNN, the bread and butter of all things funny on the news. • Keep it short: Aim for 20-50 words. Send us your best stuff by posting a comment below. (If you're wondering what is really going on in this picture, here's the real caption: Cacti are covered with Styrofoam cups to protect them from the cold in Surprise, Arizona.) 132 Comments
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Breakup letter taped to baby
News in Brief: Area man guesses he'll learn the difference between Shiites And Sunnis
PORTLAND, Oregon -- Nearly four years into the war in Iraq, local sales representative Howard Morrison finally conceded that it was probably time to just pick up a newspaper and figure out what distinguishes Sunni Muslims from Shiite Muslims. "At first I really thought this whole thing would work itself out, and there was no need to figure out who was who," said Morrision, adding that it used to be enough to know the difference between Iraq and Iran. "But this is turning out to be pretty complicated and I should at least learn which side are the insurgents. I know one of them's Islamic." Morrison said he would have time for the new subject since giving up trying to learn the difference between trans fats and regular fats last week.
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Monday, January 15, 2007
Caption Challenge Winner
 Congratulations to Mark Mercer of Austin, Texas! Your votes crowned him king of Warp CNN’s caption challenge. Check out the winning caption:Moving quickly to demonstrate his openness to new war options, President Bush today acted upon a bipartisan plan proposed by incoming Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to curb the Iraqi insurgency by dispatching four American gorilla warriors to the troubled region. - Mark Mercer, Austin, Texas |
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