Monday, December 11, 2006
A panel of scholars and government officials recently said that taxation of assets from online games such as World of Warcraft is inevitable. What do you think?
"Joke's on them. As a Draenei Shamen, my assets are protected under the Nagrandian Church and are exempt from taxation."
- Tim Petlier
, Marriage Counselor
"I better create a Sims accountant and set up a meeting with him immediately."
- Wendy Quinones
, Cafeteria Worker
"These taxes will really bolster America's virtual health-care system."
- Ralph Black
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