Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Eva Longoria tans self out of visible spectrum
Monday, October 16, 2006
News in Brief: Christian rock band cleans up hotel room
WAYCROSS, Georgia -- Hotel staff at the Highway 82 Best Western found the suite occupied over the weekend by members of the Christian rock band Ruggid Krøss swept, dusted, scrubbed, and readied for immediate occupancy. "Bands have come through here before, but I've never seen anything like this," said housekeeping supervisor Maria Konieczna, who was called to the scene after maids expressed alarm at the carefully mended furniture, retouched bathroom-wall paint, and hospital corners the five-member evangelical group inflicted on the hotel's property. "The television was lifted up, dusted under, Windexed, and placed carefully back in the cabinet. Plus they apparently had our towels professionally laundered at their own expense. There's nothing in the manual about dealing with this type of propriety." Hotel staff are attempting to contact Ruggid Krøss' manager to return the six extra Gideon's Bibles they left in the suite's nightstands.
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Sunday, October 15, 2006
Jake's Take: TV research
According to new research, students who watch television on weekdays tend to do worse in school than those who don't. But the kids who do watch crime shows are usually more prepared for the weekly school shootings.
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