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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Caption challenge takes on the loco news
Loco news interviewFast-paced, late-breaking and totally loco news. This is W-A-R-P CNN. The stories you want, when you want them. Once again, we want to know what funny captions you can dream up for a photo that someone around here thought was funny.

But, you ask, why is this person wearing feathers? Why are they talking to the media? Is this some Harry Potter thing? Ha! Like we're going to tell you. Not yet. We're going to insert a cliffhanger right here. You'll have to keep reading to find out, so stay tuned right here for more. Neener-neener-neener.

Caption challenge participants, post a comment below and we'll feature the best caption as a post on Warp CNN, the most trusted name in news satire. And if you don't, we'll dress you like the person shown and put YOU on camera. And then we'll giggle. But what could possibly be going on in this picture? You'll find out soon enough. After this paragraph, we'll be right back.

Guidelines:
* Be funny: Come on, this person is wearing feathers. There's got to be something funny up the sleeve of your Quidditch robe.
* Keep it short: Aim for 20-50 words, short enough to fit in the limited space allowed by the Warp CNN Caption-o-Matic.

And we're back. All right, all right, we'll tell you what's going on--

------> BREAKING AMUSE ALERT: We interrupt this blog entry to inform you that a number of pot-bellied pigs have been seen flying in elite formations above remote parts of the Midwest. Stay with Warp CNN for more. And now back to your regularly scheduled programming. <------

And we're back again. Bridget Benesch of Placerville, California, sent this photo of Hedwig the owl doing an interview during a Grand Hallows Ball midnight-book-release party thingamabob at a Borders Books and Music store on July 21. The Hedwig was one of the people lined up to pick up the final book in the Harry Potter series, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows."

So show us what you've got. Until next time, happy captioning and be good to each other.
Reporter: "Well, I'm certainly impressed with your costume. I think I'm more impressed with you turning your head a full 180 degrees in order to conduct this interview."
When Polyjuice potions go wrong.
"I just flew in from LA, and boy, are my arms tired!"

OR

"Yes, the situation in Iraq is troubling. I think that the Malaki government needs to step up and take responsibility..."
"Well, when hunting with Dick Cheney, I find this outfit is actually safer than the orange vest."
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