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Thursday, May 10, 2007
Quack us up please
Giant duck decoyThe most recent edition of the caption challenge is pretty straightforward: One giant duck decoy and three real ducks. This actual I-Report photo comes from Matthew Darrough of Kinwood, California. We want you to quack us up with your quwazy quaptions.

Post a comment below and we'll feature the best caption as a post on Warp CNN, the most trusted name in news satire. And if you don't ... we'll find a suitable punishment for you. We can assure you that it will involve ducks. Big angry ones.

Guidelines:
• Be funny: Make like Donald Duck and Daffy Duck and make us laugh. You don't even have to be a duck. You can just be Goofy.
• Keep it short: Aim for 20-50 words. That should fit the bill. Get it? "Bill."

(By the way, there's an interesting story behind this photo. Darrough is taking care of the property of a man who passed away and who also happened to run a huge boat show in San Francisco with theme boats, including -- you guessed it -- the giant duck decoy. It happens to be one of the world's largest duck decoys, if not the largest. So fast forward a few years. Darrough took it on the lake for April Fool's Day last month to see how people would react. Three mallards showed up, so maybe it does work after all.)
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