Monday, April 09, 2007
Caption challenge: The new air force?
 Warp CNN caption challenge participants, thanks for jumping at the task of writing funny text for this photo sent in by Ann Tatman-Tyree of Savannah, Georgia.Using a highly scientific process involving complex logistical algorithms and donuts, we’ve narrowed down a list of four of our favorites from Patrick J. Bell (Savannah, Georgia), SrA Smartypants (Ramstein Air Base), Lindsay (Atlanta, Georgia) and "Dude" (Stafford, Virginia). Now it’s your turn to vote on which one you think is the funniest. As a side note, we wonder what they're putting in MREs these days. 9 Comments
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Why would they try to put down US Soldiers like that? I think there are many other positive "phrases" that could go with this picture of 3 soldiers jumping into the air. They are doing something great for our country and you write "We wish we joined the Air Force. Due to our low ASVAB scores, this is as close as we could get." That is such an insult to US Army Soldiers and their families. They fight for a real cause, and give the ultimate sacrifice, so you can be safe at home insulting them. You should be ashamed. Try getting an editor.
These were not the most funny.
"The new phone books are here!" is much funnier. Zany. And concise. Pithy. These jokes use too many words.
Obviously, this is an "Iraqi Mountain High".
Without a compromise on how to share 1 can of beer. We decided it would go to whoever could jump the highest. US Airforce 'Aim high'.
You thought food was gassy back home.
Ice cream truck on the horizon!!
Bush vetoes the Law of Gravity.
Wonder Triplet Powers Activate!!!
Too bad I missed the poll entry on this... I would have offered the following as a choice:
In an effort to reduce costs of $20M per year on supplying soldiers with boots, Congress today auhorized a $1B per year program to issue soldiers levitation devices, shown here in the testing phase. |
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