XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. and Sirius Satellite Radio announced a plan
to merge the two companies. What do
you think?

"Cool. I didn't think I was paying enough for my service before."
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Kendra Peters, Furnace Repairperson
"I'm just worried that Sirius' Top 40 station will be dropped in favor of XM's vastly inferior Top 40."
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Krzysch, Systems Analyst,

"Until there's a satellite channel dedicated to a lonely statistician in Tacoma talking about his figurine collection, I'm sticking with ham radio."
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Josh Bernstein, Piano Tuner
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