Personal savings in the United States is the lowest it's been since the Depression. What do
you think?

"Who's the greatest generation now, suckers?"
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Bart Gander, Office Supplies Salesman

"I watched my Dad die from saving and decided that wasn't going to be me."
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Jenny Rautenberg, Real Estate Broker

"Personal savings be damned. My shopping habits are the only reason we haven't been attacked again by the terrorists."
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Frank Martin, Systems Analyst
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