Personal savings in the United States is the lowest it's been since the Depression. What do you
"Who's the greatest generation now, suckers?"
- Bart Gander
, Office Supplies Salesman
"I watched my Dad die from saving and decided that wasn't going to be me."
- Jenny Rautenberg
, Real Estate Broker
"Personal savings be damned. My shopping habits are the only reason we haven't been attacked again by the terrorists."
- Frank Martin
, Systems Analyst
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