A Princeton University lab studying extrasensory perception (ESP) is closing. What do you
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- Matt Sharma
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"This does not bode well for Yale's Department of Goblin Studies or for Brown's Center for Skunk Ape and Yeti Research."
- Bradley Terwilliger
"This will come as a huge blow to the students who relied on this lab to provide insight to their futures as investment bankers, consultants, and Secretaries of Defense."
- Nina Parks
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