A Princeton University lab studying extrasensory perception (ESP) is closing. What do
you think?

"Yes! The Duluth Tarot Institute is back on top!"
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Matt Sharma, Motorcycle Mechanic

"This does not bode well for Yale's Department of Goblin Studies or for Brown's Center for Skunk Ape and Yeti Research."
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Bradley Terwilliger, Gardener

"This will come as a huge blow to the students who relied on this lab to provide insight to their futures as investment bankers, consultants, and Secretaries of Defense."
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Nina Parks, Bartender
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