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Friday, December 01, 2006
Jake's Take: Rogue whale
A killer whale that dragged a trainer underwater during a show at SeaWorld Adventure Park this week may be allowed to perform again despite past incidents. Park officials cited the whale's true remorse, and the fact that he's hired Michael Richards’ publicist.
Why is everyone behaving as if the this wild animal has done anything wrong? Has anyone seen how that same animal attacks seals in the wild. I think we need to undersatnd that if that animal really wanted to harm its trainer there is nothing that they could have done to stop it short of killing it.
I think this whale was just being playfull in an ignorant way. Leave the whale alone.
You're kidding right? This is a killer whale. It kills. It especially likes to kill seals and other small prey in the sea. If it cannot kill seals, it will kill other living things. Such as, oh, people.
This creature will be "happier" in the sea where it can naturally do its killer thing.
It's always been stupid that these "trainers" cage wild animals in such a way. Maybe if all the whales rebelled and attacked their trainers, they would all be let free in the oceans where they belong.
What I think would be really funny is if the killer whales and every other animal at SeaWorld made the trainers and spectators to stupid tricks. That would be worth paying for.
haha! this is great.
However, he's going to be booked as an "atempted murder whale."
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