The average American home now contains more televisions than people. What do you think?
"Does that include the people on the televisions? Because they are just as much a part of my household as my children."
- Danielle Prediger
, Systems Analyst
"Are you sure that report wasn't talking about books? I could see that being the case with books. As a nation, we love to read."
- George Riley
"As a TV repairman and serial killer, I feel partly to blame for this problem."
- Lionel Kelley
, TV Repairman Get more from The Onion