The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled that gay couples were entitled to the same rights as heterosexuals, leaving the door open for gay marriage. What do you think?
“This will go a long way toward expanding the variety of punch lines about New Jersey.”
- Elisa Siegel
, Inventory Control Specialist
“If we don’t move to stop this trend immediately, gay people will have as much legal clout as the clinically brain-dead.”
- Dan Peltier
, Systems Analyst
“So I guess the court left the back door open! Ha! I am so closeted! Wait, I meant to say 'funny,' not 'closeted.' Where’d that come from?"
- Nate Broder
, Street Cleaner
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