A recent study shows that the amount of nicotine in cigarettes rose an average of 10% between 1998 and 2004. What do
you think?

"In my day, all you ever needed for repeat business was the product dancing with a sexy pair of gams."
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Tyler Torres, Bricklayer

"And they say big tobacco doesn't care about their customers."
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Audrey Wilson, Paralegal

"Um, I can’t really tell: Was this a pro or anti-smoking study?"
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Mike Brown, Freight Consultant
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