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Bush's dream?.
What's an appropriate secret service code name for any of the '08 presidential candidates?Hilary Clinton: Iceberg.
-Bob, Phillips, WisconsinRomney: Chameleon.
-Dot, Manahawkin, New JerseyJack, code names for these jokers have the same value as their promises. Simply take the names of the seven dwarfs, three stooges, five Looney Toon characters, and six different types of nuts - put them in a hat and randomly draw a name for each.
-Frank, Connellsville, PennsylvaniaSenator Clinton: "The Queen Bee". Fred Thompson: "Maybe". Mitt Romney: "Flipper and Flopper".
-Valerie, Raleigh, North CarolinaWhat does it mean if Iraq now ranks as the world's second most unstable country, behind only Sudan?
Jack, It means that everything the neocons say will happen if we leave is already happening there now.
-Patty, Marietta, GeorgiaJack, It means we have no hope of installing a democracy and we should withdraw our soldiers from the middle of their civil war.
-Laura, Houston, TexasIt only means what we all know, that Bush's policy of spreading democracy through violence is a total failure.
-Kyle, Denver, ColoradoMaybe, just maybe we can stop hearing from Washington's professional liars that we are making "progress" in Iraq.
-George, FloridaAl Gore says "The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton." Is he right?
Mr. Gore is not entirely correct, but close. Ms. Hilton is only one of the distractions, along with American Idol, Am I Smarter Than A 5-Year Old, Survivor re-runs, and the ultimate reality show: Comprehensive Immigration Reform. All serve to distract the public from other issues, some of which are valid and others which are not.
-Dan, VancouverWhen watching the coverage on Paris Hilton I wondered how, when our soldiers are dying, is this important? Maybe if that much coverage was dedicated to the war and the deaths of our bravest and brightest this country would revolt against this administration and the senseless war they have gotten us into.
-Lisa, Ft. Jennings, OhioAl Gore is correct. Give the electorate their Paris Hiltons, cheap goods from Wal-Mart and their NFL Football... and it keeps them asleep. That way the politicians can go about their business of making the corporations rich at the expense of the environment.
-Louie, Platteville, WisconsinNo, Al Gore is not right. What could be more important then Paris Hilton's jail time, Britney Spears' shaved head, or Lindsay Lohan's car accident? I was told years ago that the mission was accomplished in Iraq, global warming was not a scientific fact, and that Afghanistan was under control.
-Evan, New York
