Keeping his eye on the ball
Jesse Ventura's mouth is muzzled, and he's focused on running
Minnesota
By MATTHEW COOPER
December 20, 1999
Web posted at: 1:07 p.m. EST (1807 GMT)
You can print this," says Jesse Ventura, eating a banana and a
granola bar. He's still miffed about that damn Playboy
interview, the one that sent his polls plummeting. "That was my
fault in simply not saying 'some,'" he explains. "Had I simply
said some religions are a sham and a crutch for weak-minded
people, probably not that much would have been made of it."
Ventura is peeved that belittlers, like Gary Bauer and Geraldine
Ferraro, have dubbed him a bigot. "I looked it up," Ventura says
of the word. "It's someone who's intolerable [Jesse's Yogi
Berraism] of any other religion but their own. I'm the opposite.
I'm tolerant of all religions... I don't care if someone wants
to go out there and worship the bark on a tree." The ex-wrestler
growls, "Wait 'til I ever see them face to face." At 5 ft. 6
in., Bauer should hope that day doesn't come.
This is what it's like being Jesse Ventura at the millennium:
you're always being dragged into the ring--by reporters, by
opponents and by yourself. You're the Governor of Minnesota, and
what you most want to do is, well, govern Minnesota. You've got
plans: you want to raise hunting license fees and use the money
to protect wildlife habitats. You want more state services
available on the Internet. You want to abolish the two-house
state legislature and replace it with a single house. And yet
there are these distractions. You go to a Timberwolves game and
shout at the ref like any NBA fan, and then you're ridiculed on
TV as a hothead. No wonder Ventura jokes that "benevolent
dictatorship" may be the "perfect form of government."
Alas, he doesn't have the luxury. Instead, the experience of
being thrown "off message," as the pols say, has left Ventura in
a bind. He wants to have a national influence, although he vows
not to run for President next year: "I have no desire for that
job." Ventura would like to see a Reform Party movement; he'd
like his party to consider other presidential candidates in
addition to Pat Buchanan and Donald Trump. But the more he
speaks about anything but governing Minnesota, the more he risks
seeming distracted. "His strength is that people think he's
fighting for them," says a Democratic pollster. "If they ever
think it's about him, he's dead." That day hasn't come yet: no
one's polled his popularity publicly since October when it sank
to the low 40s from a phenomenal perch near 70. But Minnesota
pols think he's coming back, and his newfound reticence may have
something to do with it. "I'm still myself...but I find myself
not giving opinions on things that have nothing to do with
government," he says.
It's a bit sad that Ventura is taking a time-out, and it's also
a '90s irony: today's political culture craves authenticity but
bristles when it actually gets some. But ride with the Guv in
his Lincoln Navigator, and you find that even the chastened
Ventura is more candid than 99% of pols. On the Cuban trade
embargo he says what self-styled truth tellers like Bill Bradley
don't: "It's stupid. Fidel's outlasted eight Presidents. Is it
an ego thing? Do we have to wait for him to die?" He's the rare
non-Democratic Governor who gives Clinton generous credit for
the economy. Try getting George W. Bush to do that.
Ventura also has strong words for Ross Perot, his Reform Party
rival. He calls Russ Verney, a Perot ally finishing his term as
head of the party, Russ "Varmint." A WTO-loving, NAFTA-defending
free trader, Ventura wants to rid the party of its protectionist
platform plank: "That's something Perot wrote in." On trade he
considers Perot a hypocrite. "All his businesses are
international, so if it's good enough for him, why not for
everyone else?"
But for all his outrageousness, Ventura is proving to be a good
manager. Yes, it helps that he's got a surplus. But he's been
praised for his appointees. And he dived deep into the
bureaucracy to push his ideas. On a recent visit to the natural
resources department, Ventura asked detailed, even wonky,
questions about its greenways program to link environmentally
sensitive areas. Even opponents like Democratic House leader Tom
Pugh concede that "he had a very good first legislative session."
Above all, Ventura wants a unicameral legislature. At first, his
obsession with unicameralism seems like an exotic if not weird
fixation, sort of like collecting Belgian coins. Right now, only
Nebraska has a unicameral legislature. So why the enthusiasm?
One reason: Ventura believes that many of the worst political
shenanigans come in closed-door conference committees when House
and Senate leaders write omnibus budget bills. With one house,
there'd be no such secret confabs.
Ventura wants the issue to come before voters. But getting the
measure on the ballot requires legislative approval. Getting
legislators to acquiesce to a referendum that could abolish a
third of their jobs is a hard sell, especially in a year when
Ventura will, despite his efforts to stay focused, face the
distractions of presidential politics. But Ventura--still a
volunteer high school football coach--vows not to be sidelined.
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