Brands all over the world are praying that Trump attacks them

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  • Mark Borkowski: Many will hope to cash in on being Trump's enemy if his ratings sink lower
  • Trump seems unaware that by tweeting his ire he's giving foes a fantastic platform, he says

Mark Borkowski is a publicist, author and agency head. He has promoted Cirque du Soleil, Prince, Michael Jackson, Iron Maiden and Led Zeppelin and advised brands, including Vodafone, Selfridges and Mercedes-Benz. Follow him on Twitter @markborkowski. The opinions in this article belong to the author.

(CNN)Donald Trump may have only been in office for three weeks, but he's already started to work his entrepreneurial magic.

Taking to Twitter to lambaste Nordstrom for withdrawing his daughter Ivanka's clothing line, he unleashed an outpouring of consumer love. The store's stock finished the day up 4%.
Meryl Streep's performance in "Florence Foster Jenkins" is not her best work, but a high-profile spat with the US President has likely helped secure her a record 20th Oscar nomination.
But perhaps the greatest beneficiary of Trump's bile has been his most-hated foe: the mainstream media. Despite being labeled as "fake news," the "unfair" and "failing" New York Times has seen a tenfold increase in subscriptions since the election.
So beneficial is Trump's Midas grope that it's likely we'll see more brands clamoring to get in on the protest points.
Through his puffed-up ego, Trump is apparently unaware that by tweeting his opprobrium he is giving his antagonists a fantastic platform.
When trying to cut through the noise, it is often outrage that rises above all else. It's a long-held view in the world of publishing that books by first-time writers that receive negative reviews are more likely to do well than those that are praised. To paraphrase Joseph Conrad, there's a fascination to the abomination.
It is one of the oldest tricks in the public relations playbook to provoke the beast. As a promoter with an edgy show to sell, the best you can hope is for it to be picketed by the irate and narrow-minded.
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The great masters of controversy chasing were the Sex Pistols and their manager Malcolm McLaren, who together created the idea of punk as a slap in the establishment's face.
Where to be banned from the BBC would conventionally have been career suicide, for the Pistols to release "God Save the Queen" -- on her majesty's Silver Jubilee no less -- was a work of disruptive genius that earned the group a No. 2 hit on the UK charts.
Still, before every brand strategist and PR executive in the United States begin work on their four-year plan for bashing Trump, there are two crucial things to consider.
First, Trump doesn't need much baiting. For Arnold Schwarzenegger it was simply not being Donald Trump. There will be diminished gains to be had as the number of personalities and brands that fall short of this impossibly high standard adds up.
Second, think about who your customers are. While a store such as Nordstrom has its heartland in urban, anti-Trump America, the situation for bigger brands is more complicated.
A brand such as Amazon arguably has a greater need to reach rural, nonmetropolitan customers, many of whom are likely turned off by liberal grandstanding. The online retailer's CEO, Jeff Bezos, has gone from being a vocal Trump critic during the election campaign to being "super excited" about the new administration, according to a report in Business Insider.
On this basis, we can be sure that copies of classics such as "The Art of the Deal" and "Think Like a Billionaire" will always be in plentiful supply.
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Still, should Trump's approval ratings remain as low as they are -- or sink even lower -- many working in the public relations industry will be privately hoping to cash in on being the enemy of the ultimate enemy.
I'm sure that in more than bedroom across the United States, PR executives will be on their knees, praying for the first time in years: "Dear God, please let Donald Trump attack one of my clients."