(CNN)Two of the most cringeworthy things that the country has ever produced -- Cards Against Humanity and American politics -- may, in fact, be the perfect pair.
- "Experience hunting terrorist masterminds"
- "Minimum eight years experience President of the United States of America or equivalent nation"
- "Must currently hold a national approval rating of 57.2% or higher"
- "Natural born citizen of the United States"
- "Proficient in Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint"