Unless, of course, you are Donald Trump.
The billionaire building mogul and reality TV-star-turned-Republican nominee has a showman's talent for claiming attention -- and credit for just about anything he wants. For decades now, Trump has made an art of celebrating his lead role, real or imagined, in a laundry list of business and entertainment ventures.
His entry into the political world has done little to curtail the habit.
That he pioneered the 'airplane rallies' politicians have used for decades
For decades, barnstorming candidates have parked planes, headlined rallies, then flown off to their next stop on the hustings. Trump, too, is fond of pulling up a podium in front of his "Trump Force One" 757 jet and speaking to supporters at airfields and in hangars.
Clinton did something similar on Monday, holding a brief news conference in front her own plane. A day later, Trump pounced.
"Do people notice Hillary is copying my airplane rallies(?)" he asked in a tweet on Tuesday morning. "She puts the plane behind her like I have been doing from the beginning."
But was Clinton really "copying" Trump?
Mitt Romney, George W. Bush, John Kerry and John McCain (among so many others) might disagree.
Even Ronald Reagan used his plane as a prop.
In fact, candidates have been using their vehicles of choice (or necessity) as backdrops for campaign rallies for more than 100 years. In 19th and early 20th centuries, though, that usually meant a train and a "whistlestop"
That he 'finished' birtherism in 2011
Trump took credit last week for having "finished" the conspiracy theory he nurtured and promoted for so long.
After falsely accusing
Clinton of having "started the birther controversy," Trump said: "I finished it. I finished it. You know what I mean. President Barack Obama was born in the United States -- period."
The basis for the claim? Another dubious assertion, from 2011, when President Barack Obama released his long form birth certificate
in an effort to stamp out any remaining sliver of doubt about his birthplace.
"I am really honored frankly to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully, getting rid of this issue," Trump told reporters
then, effectively claiming credit for the President's decision. "We have to look at (the birth certificate), we have to see is it real, is it proper, what's on it, but I hope it checks out beautifully. I am really proud, I am really honored."
He would spend the next five years perpetuating the smear
That he brought the Republican convention to Ohio
The timeline tells the story.
July 8, 2014:
The Republican National Committee awards Cleveland the party's 2016 convention.
June 16, 2015
: Donald Trump enters the Republican presidential primary.
June 18, 2016:
Trump tells Fox News, "I wanted (the convention) to be in Ohio. I recommended Ohio."
"I wanted it to be here," Trump told Fox's Bill O'Reilly in an interview as the convention got underway. "And we had lots of choices. I wanted it to be in Ohio. I recommended Ohio."
Factcheck.org looked into the claim and found "no evidence"
to support it.
That he got Hillary Clinton to say 'radical Islamism'
After months of being hammered by a variety of Republicans for being too politically correct, Hillary Clinton in June uttered the words "radical Islamism" in an interview on CNN's "New Day."
But the context is relevant: Clinton was responding to a question about the criticism and explaining why she does not use the term regularly or in stump speeches.
"Whether you call it radical jihadism, radical Islamism, I think they mean the same thing," she said. "I am happy to say either. But what I won't do, because I think it is dangerous for our efforts to defeat this threat, is to demonize and demagogue and declare war on an entire religion. That plays right into ISIS' hands."
Undeterred, Trump tweeted his delight -- and took credit for what he described as Clinton's capitulation.
"I have been hitting Obama and Crooked Hillary hard on not using the term Radical Islamic Terror. Hillary just broke-said she would now use!," he wrote.
That he was being congratulated for 'being right on Radical Islam' after the Orlando attack
Giving new meaning to the term "Congrats Twitter
," Trump on the morning after the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history tweeted his thanks for "being right" about the threat of domestic terror.
"Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance," he wrote. "We must be smart!"
Trump never specified the source of those congrats and the comment was met with considerable and colorful -- see the responses to the tweet -- online backlash.
That he broke 'the glass ceiling' for women
On the same night Clinton, who in her 2008 primary concession speech
famously lamented that "we weren't able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling," became the first woman in American history to claim the title of presumptive major-party presidential nominee, Trump told Fox News
not to discount his own appeal to female voters.
After all, he reminded host Bill O'Reilly, "I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women more than anybody in the construction industry."
Trump has been credited -- by others -- for his hiring practices, but he's also been criticized for a litany of ugly public statements about women in all fields.
That he inspired Budweiser to rebrand its beer as America'
On May 10, reports first surfaced that Budweiser would temporarily rename
its signature product. Instead of simply Budweiser, the beer will for the next few months be called "America."
The next morning, Trump was asked by "Fox and Friends" co-host Steve Doocy if he thought his campaign "had something to do with" the decision.
"I think so," Trump replied
. "[Budweiser is] so impressed with what our country will become that they decided to do this before the fact."
That he forced Ford's years-old decision to shift some truck production to Ohio
In October 2015, Trump declared
that "even my harshest critics gave me credit" for Ford's decision to "build a massive plant in the United States." He also cited his "constant badgering" as the impetus for the automaker's scrapped plans for a new one in Mexico.
One small problem: the claims were false, according to Ford.
"We decided to move the F-650 and F-750 medium-duty trucks to Ohio Assembly in 2011, long before any candidates announced their intention to run for U.S. president," Ford said in response.
The construction of a $2.5 billion engine and transmission plant in Mexico is slated to go ahead as planned, the company confirmed.
That he aided in the release of Americans in a prisoner swap with Iran
When the U.S. and Iran agreed to a prisoner swap
in January that brought home, among others, Washington Post journalist Jason Rezaian, officials said the agreement came after more than a year of tightly-held negotiations "accelerated" by parallel nuclear talks.
Trump had other ideas.
"So I've been hitting them hard and I think I might have had something to do with it," he said at the South Carolina Tea Party Convention. "You want to know the truth? It's a part of my staple thing, I mean, I go crazy when I hear about this, you go absolutely wild because how is it possible?"
That he caused planned federal raids on undocumented immigrants
In response to the Washington Post's December 2015 report that the Obama administration had signed off on a federal effort to track down and deport undocumented families who had entered the country over the past year, Trump pounced
"Wow, because of the pressure put on by me, ICE TO LAUNCH LARGE SCALE DEPORTATION RAIDS," he tweeted. "It's about time!"
In another tweet, sent less than 24 hours later on Christmas Day, Trump again credited himself for the decision: "Does everyone see that the Democrats and President Obama are now, because of me, starting to deport people who are here illegally. Politics!"
That he had a role in Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy's decision to withdraw his bid for House Speaker
In October, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy abandoned his bid to move up a slot and replace John Boehner as speaker. The California congressman's campaign had been hampered by conservative holdouts in the GOP's tea party wing and effectively buried by McCarthy himself when had admitted in an interview that a House Benghazi probe was a vehicle for blunting Hillary Clinton's presidential ambitions.
Enter Trump, who at a campaign rally in Las Vegas offered a slightly different narrative
"They're giving me a lot of credit for that because I said you really need someone very, very, tough and very smart," he said. "You know, smart goes with tough. I know tough people that aren't smart. That's the worst. We need smart, we need tough, we need the whole package.
That he alone drove viewers to the first GOP debate
The first Republican primary debate, held on Aug. 6 in Cleveland, drew 24 million viewers
, a record-breaking figure that a Fox News spokeswoman said made it the highest rated telecast the network's nearly two-decade history.
Trump took notice. At a rally a few weeks later, he touted the total, adding "they normally have like 2 million people" watching. (Note: the first primary debate four years earlier had 3.2 million.)
"I won't take credit for it," Trump told supporters in Iowa, "but believe me, 100 percent it's me. A hundred percent. It's true. It's true!"
That he denied Jeb Bush the GOP nomination
Jeb Bush entered the Republican primary race as the odds-on favorite to follow in his father and brother's footsteps. He exited, on Feb. 20, a defeated man -- or, as Trump explained
to the New York Times, a man defeated by Donald Trump.
"I think Jeb would have been the nominee had I not gotten in," he said, "but I was able to define Jeb early." Indeed, Bush never seemed to come have an answer for Trump's unrelenting, mocking attacks.
That he won the 2012 GOP primary in Nevada for Mitt Romney
How exactly did Mitt Romney win the Nevada caucuses back in 2012? Donald Trump has an idea.
In the aftermath of the eventual nominee's victory, Trump, who endorsed Romney days earlier
, chalked up the result... to Trump.
"There was a lot riding on that particular race in Nevada and it was interesting, because the numbers were much, much greater than you thought," Trump said
during a chat with "Fox and Friends." "And a lot of people are giving me credit for that. And I will accept that credit. Always accept credit."
That he made Lady Gaga a star
In his 2011 book, "Time to Get Tough: Make America Great Again!," Trump took a bow
for helping to launch the pop star's soaring celebrity.
"I really believe I had at least something to do with it," he wrote. "She became a big star and maybe she became a star because I put her on the Miss Universe pageant. It's very possible, who knows what would have happened without it, because she caused a sensation