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The shooting at a congressional baseball practice reminds us of something we too often forget: We are one country, and we’re all in this together. Here’s what you need to know to Get Up to Speed and Out the Door. You can also get “5 Things You Need to Know Today” delivered to your inbox daily. Sign up here.
NORTH KOREA NUCLEAR BOMB TEST
Did it really happen?: North Korea bragged to anyone who’d listen yesterday about the success of its nuclear bomb test. But was it a hydrogen bomb? The White House isn’t buying it, and Norsar, a group that monitors nuclear tests, said the blast was too small to have come from a hydrogen bomb. We’ll probably never know for sure, since North Korea continues to play the role of the world’s biggest recluse.
CAMPAIGN 2016
Birthers are back!: Ted Cruz birtherism is officially a thing now, after Donald Trump said he wasn’t sure Cruz – who was born in Canada to an American mom – was even eligible to be president. And John McCain of all people agrees with Trump, saying it’s “worth looking into.” Remember, McCain faced his own birther questions during his 2008 run because he was born in Panama (but on a U.S. military base). Another reason why McCain is jumping into the fray: he pretty much hates Cruz’s guts.
OBAMACARE
This time will be different: That’s what the GOP says after Congress passed Obamacare repeal legislation that will finally get to the President’s desk – where it will go down in flames. President Obama has vowed a veto, and the GOP doesn’t have enough votes to override it. So why even do it at all? House Speaker Paul Ryan said it shows a contrast with the Dems and highlights the need for a Republican president. Think that point’s already been made after 60+ votes to repeal the law.
GERMANY ASSAULTS
Bad advice: Germans were shocked by New Year’s Eve sex assaults and muggings in a number of cities. Groups of men of Arab or North African descent preyed upon women out celebrating the holiday. More than 100 complaints were filed in Cologne, while dozens of other attacks were reported in Hamburg and Stuttgart. The whole thing has reignited the debate over Germany’s open embrace of migrants. And Cologne’s mayor is in hot water after advising yesterday that women protect themselves by holding strange men at “an arm’s length.” Pfui!
FINANCIAL MARKETS
Winter’s coming: Brace yourselves, investors. It’s probably going to be another crappy day. Once again things started off badly this morning in China, where stock trading was halted just 30 minutes after markets there took a 5% dive. Over here, the Dow dropped 252 points yesterday, as Wall Street tried to absorb not only the Chinese turmoil, but also North Korea’s alleged nuke test along with the latest belly flop in oil prices. It’s the Dow’s worst start to the trading year since 2008, and we all remember how great that turned out.
Gained - A ginormous stockpile of U.S.-made weapons it looted from the Iraqi military and Syrian rebels. Sigh.
BREAKFAST BROWSE
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Quote of the day: “It’s the same battles that my ancestors had. And now it’s just a bunch of different cavalry wearing a bunch of different coats.” Jarvis Kennedy, council member of the Burns Paiute tribe, talking about the armed group that’s taken over the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. The land belonged to the Native American tribe’s ancestors long before ranchers and farmers had it.
– Vidal Valladares, who shut down one of the country’s busiest freeways to propose to his girlfriend - because that’s her favorite view of the city. #oof
Attention, future millionaires
The new Star Wars flick is Jar Jar Binks-free. Also absent: Ewoks. Woop woop!
Can’t be too careful
… of the living room, that is. ‘Dirty Dancing’ is returning as a TV movie. ABC promises you’ll have the time of your life.
(She’s) Alright
Apple’s debuted a battery case for the juice-sucking iPhone - an ungainly lumpy case the sheeple will happily shell out $99 for.
WHAT FOR LUNCH
Here’s what’s coming up later.
Swap cheat: A House report that comes out this morning will say the White House broke the law when it swapped Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl for five Taliban prisoners. And the Dems will call it “a weighted and politically motivated” accusation. You know, just another day on the Hill.
And the Oscar goes to …: Quite likely some movie that wins the Golden Globe. And the Globe will announce its nominations at 8:15 a.m. ET.
Number of the day: $2 million
Amount Martin Shkreli paid for the Wu-Tang Clan’s “Once Upon a Time in Shaolin,” of which there’s only one copy. Wu-Tang: Not just for the children anymore; also for pharma bad boys who raise prices of AIDS drugs from $13.50 to $750 per pill!
AND FINALLY …
Thanks for the memories
A zoo visitor’s magic trick has this curious orangutan ROTFL.
Imma let you finish, but …