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10 things the U.S. does better than anywhere else

By Jordan Burchette, for CNN
updated 9:58 PM EDT, Wed September 25, 2013
Alaska's Denali National Park (pictured) is part of a system of 400-plus areas of buttes, badlands, volcanoes, glaciers, falls, fjords, geysers and gift shops. Alaska's Denali National Park (pictured) is part of a system of 400-plus areas of buttes, badlands, volcanoes, glaciers, falls, fjords, geysers and gift shops.
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1. National parks
2. Eating
3. Sports
4. Derbies
5. Friendly greetings
6. Beer
7. Canyons
8. Moving pictures
9. Road trips
10. Diversity
11. Giving you more bang for your buck
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STORY HIGHLIGHTS
  • The variety and vibrancy of the American greeting is unrivaled
  • If something can be done while seated, Americans are probably going to excel at it
  • This year's gastronomic triumph was the cronut, introduced in New York City
  • Granted, China is on pace to eclipse at least half of the superlatives on this list by 2016

(CNN) -- Even if it's not the land of opportunity it once was, the Big Mobility Scooter still has a lot going for it.

In fact, there are at least 10 things by our count that you can't find as good anywhere else on earth.

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With the caveat that China is on a trajectory to take over at least six of these categories by 2016, we present them without further interruption.

Except for this last interruption (interrupting also being something Americans are fantastic at): Be sure to express your wholesale agreement with our list in the comments.

1. Effusive greetings

"Ahoy!" "Aloha!" "Hey!" "Hola!" "Howdy!" "Hiya!" "Ho there!" "Well, look who it is!" "What's happenin'?!" "'Sup!" "Yo!" "Hello!"

The variety and vibrancy of the American greeting is unrivaled, upholding a threshold of friendliness that Americans demand, Europeans find onerous and others find perplexing.

Want to slip through somewhere un-greeted?

Forget it.

Whether you're leaving a hotel, shopping for a pair of jeans or just trying to get around a bystander, someone's going to pop out from the shadows with a neighborly salutation, the enthusiasm of which may border on deranged.

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If life really was a highway, this is the one it\'d be.
If life really was a highway, this is the one it'd be.

2. Road trips

If we're talking about something that can be done while seated, Americans are probably going to excel at it.

Germany likes to lay claim to the world's first road trip, but having come of age at the same time as the automobile, the United States was custom-built for it.

With roadside oddities like Carhenge in Nebraska and the world's largest ball of paint in Indiana, along with infamous rest areas and national parks (more on those later) dotting America's majestic roadscape at uniform intervals, you're never far from the next adventure.

Unless you're driving through Texas.

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3. Derbies

With all due respect to the English city, the U.S. is the home of the derby in all its forms, be it racing, smashing or haberdashing.

Originating in the county fairs of the nation's 1950s backwoods, demolition derbies, like the one held annually in Delaware County, New York, pit hulking early-model autos against one another in contests of Americanly excessive ramming until only one remains functional.

On the oval track, Louisville's Kentucky Derby is a spectacle of horseshoed pageantry, while roller derbies from Austin to Seattle are cataclysms of people-wheeled fury.

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4. Beer

Not to keep taking shots at Germany, but there's only so much you can do with barley and hops.

Live a little, Üter!

By contrast, American brewers aren't bound by purity restrictions on their craft, allowing them to push the pint glass with new additives, processes, styles and malt and hops strains moved through the largest number of breweries of any nation on earth.

Whether it's Portland, Oregon's Hopworks, Grand Rapids, Michigan's Founders, or Asheville, North Carolina's Wicked Weed breweries, in no country is beer more innovative.

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Saying "vive la différence" in American.

5. Diversity

The U.S. is a microcosm of nearly every world culture, climate, landscape and category of wildlife. (And whatever doesn't occur naturally gets recreated at Disney.)

Beaches extend from Cape Cod to Kaanapali; bayous encircle the Gulf of Mexico; alpine mountains streak the Rockies and Appalachians; rain forests span the Pacific Northwest; deserts stretch across the Southwest.

Cougars, wolves, bear, bison and mustangs roam plains and forests; gators, crocs, whales, dolphins, turtles and snakes frequent the coasts; condors, eagles, falcons, flamingos, bats and pterodactyls -- just making sure you're still with us -- inhabit the skies.

But of course the Melting Pot concept was built on ethnic diversity. Despite the politics of immigration, the U.S. has and will continue to welcome the world's huddled (and also brilliant) masses, making it as heterogeneous as any nation on earth.

6. Canyons

Geo-diversity has pocked much of the landscape with vast gorges and canyons that create expansive pockets of pure emptiness ringed by the most stunning rock formations, vegetation and slack-jawed tourists imaginable.

Unbelievable until experienced, Utah's Bryce Canyon is the closest you can get to another planet without tickets on Virgin Galactic.

Then there's Black Canyon of the Gunnison (Colorado), Palo Duro Canyon (Texas), Canyon de Chelly (Arizona), Sequioa and Kings Canyon (California), Waimea Canyon (Hawaii) and hundreds more to round out a list so deep and wide that it makes the U.S. the hands-down winner in this category even without mentioning the Grandest one of them all.

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7. National parks

Overlooked during the westward expansion of the American frontier in the 1800s, Yellowstone was made the world's first national park the way you might give the last kid picked for kickball the top spot in the order.

Turns out it's one of America's great national treasures, a tradition extended to 400 more areas comprising more than 84 million acres of buttes, plateaus, rapids, coral reefs, caverns, badlands, volcanoes, glaciers, falls, fjords, swamplands, sandstone arches, mangroves, geysers, gift shops and excellent interpretive centers ranging from coast to coast.

More: How to get U.S.'s most crowded natural wonders to yourself

Relax, bud. The whipped cream is coming.
Relax, bud. The whipped cream is coming.

8. Eating

Make all the fat jokes you want -- seriously, they're hilarious -- but no other nation offers the portions and varieties of culinary experimentation found in the U.S.

This year's gastronomic breakthrough was the cronut, a croissant-donut hybrid introduced by Dominique Ansel Bakery in New York City.

It's just the latest in a litany of extreme foods that's yielded curated cupcakes, ramen burgers, sushirritoes, Korean tacos -- the only limit will be an eventual shortage of truffles.

There's nothing the home of super-sizing won't deep-fry, roll in bacon or drown with nacho cheese sauce, proving Americans eat like none other.

Just don't ask them to do math.

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Even this sport is ferocious. Just visit any junior high school.
Even this sport is ferocious. Just visit any junior high school.

9. Sports

Most countries have a national sport. The U.S. has four. (OK, three; you can have hockey, Canada.)

While the world's most popular sport, soccer, has yet to gain critical traction in the U.S., it also has the burden of competing with the seasonal panoply of baseball, football, basketball and hockey.

That's tough enough without NASCAR, golf and action sports like extreme death gliding and low-orbit cloudboarding or whatever else is nipping at soccer's heels.

Some of the best places to catch a game in the U.S. are Wrigley Field (Chicago) and Fenway Park (Boston) for baseball; Tiger Stadium (Baton Rouge, Louisiana) and Lambeau Field (Green Bay, Wisconsin) for football; and Cameron Indoor Stadium (Durham, North Carolina) and Rupp Arena (Lexington, Kentucky) for college basketball.

More: 101 best sports bars in the U.S.

10. Moving pictures

From internationally beloved TV shows like Breaking Bad and The Daily Show to movies like Avatar and anything the Coen brothers do to viral videos like Harlem Shake and the Kardashian sex tape, America is the world's dramatic chipmunk.

Coming in October: 10 things India does better than anywhere else

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