How to fake a clean house

Don't have time for a serious cleaning? Fake it until you make it.

Story highlights

  • Strategically placed throw pillows can camouflage soiled upholstery
  • Stash stray office supplies, like pencils and pens, in decorative stationery boxes on your desk
  • Declutter the refrigerator by taking down notes, drawings, and magnets

When you're short on time, here's how to give your living spaces the illusion of cleanliness.

The living room

-Reserve one side of sofa cushions to be shown to guests. Before company arrives, flip over the cushions to reveal good-as-new fabric. When guests are gone, flip them back.

-Rid the sofa of pet hair by wetting the fingertips of rubber gloves and gliding your hand over the sofa. The hair will stick to the rubber.

-Stack books, catalogs, and magazines in neat piles on the floor or arrange them in a deep decorative basket.

-To disguise windows in need of washing, pull curtain panels closed.

Mackenzie Phillips declutters home
Mackenzie Phillips declutters home


    Mackenzie Phillips declutters home


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-Fold a clean blanket neatly and drape it over a stained sofa. Strategically placed throw pillows can also camouflage soiled upholstery.

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The kitchen

-When the dishwasher is full and the sink is overflowing, stow dirty dishes and silverware in a stockpot and pull them out later to be cleaned.

-Cover up the lingering aroma of last night's supper by boiling nutmeg, cloves, or cinnamon and orange peels in a sauce-pan on the stove.

-Declutter the refrigerator by taking down notes, drawings, and magnets and throwing them in a plastic bag. Sort through it later.

-Fold hand towels to hide stains. Two tips: Hang the clean side over the oven handle (with the stains in the back), or roll towels in neat spirals and stack them pyramid-style next to the sink.

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The bathroom

-Glide a sticky lint roller over the bath mat to pick up hair.

-Light a candle. Everything looks better (and cleaner) by candlelight.

-Hang a fluffy bathrobe on top of damp towels dangling from the hooks on the back of the door.

-Store a rattan or canvas basket on top of the toilet and throw in stray cosmetic brushes.

-Hang fresh guest towels. The humidity in this room makes textiles look droopy, even after a recent machine washing.

-Mound cosmetics and hairstyling products in a container underneath the sink. In a pinch, pile them in the tub and close the shower curtain. Cross your fingers that guests don't snoop.

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The home office

-Stash stray office supplies, like pencils and pens, in decorative stationery boxes or filing containers on your desk.

-Take down calendars and notes from bulletin boards and file them in folders. Or align them so that the tops are all in horizontal lines.

-Rearrange crooked books so that all spines are facing the same direction and the titles all read from top to bottom.

-Stow the keyboard and the mouse in a drawer so only the computer monitor tops the desk.

-Temporarily hide wayward Post-it notes and to-do lists underneath the keyboard

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The kids' room

-Stash scattered puzzle pieces in a drawer; stack the boards on a shelf.

-Stow pajamas under the pillow. This way, they're off the floor and ready for later.

-Put blocks in a handled shopping bag and hang it on a hanger or a doorknob inside the closet.

-Put homeless stuffed animals in extra pillowcases. Or prop them up behind shams.

- If your kids have a play tent, hide toys and clothes inside it.

-Pile books neatly on the floor, largest to smallest, next to a chair or a desk.

-Spritz a deodorizer spray around the diaper pail to eliminate odors.

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The laundry room

-Fold clean towels neatly on the drying rack. Rope lingerie items on hangers, then place them in the bedroom closet, away from prying eyes.

- Drape a scorched ironing board with a clean white sheet, tuck in the edges to fashion a make-shift cover, and place the board in the far corner of the room or behind the door.

-Pile any laundry that needs to be folded in baskets or storage containers and lay them on the washing machine to be sorted through later.

-As for dirty clothes awaiting washing, simply toss them in the washer.

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