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Review: 'Men Who Stare at Goats' is baaaaaad

By Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly
George Clooney and a friend take in the scene in "The Men Who Stare at Goats."
George Clooney and a friend take in the scene in "The Men Who Stare at Goats."
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(Entertainment Weekly) -- In "The Men Who Stare at Goats," George Clooney, as one of the founders of a crackpot U.S. military unit, wears a mustache that makes him look like Dennis Farina, and he does his best to act cool, calm, and collected -- which sets him in marked contrast to all the flakes and hysterics around him.

The movie is one of those over-the-top absurdist antiwar ''satires'' that are inevitably likened to Dr. Strangelove, though a better comparison might be the fractious, madcap-incoherent film version of Catch-22.

"The Men Who Stare at Goats" was directed by Grant Heslov (he worked with Clooney as a producer on "Leatherheads" and co-wrote "Good Night, and Good Luck"), but in this case ''directed'' is a charitable word.

Spinning out the tall tale of a battalion of New Age paranormal soldiers who were trained, during Vietnam, to don cloaks of invisibility, kill goats with their minds, and generally turn war into a groovy thing, Heslov slaps gags together and never begins to find a point of view.

Actors like Jeff Bridges (in a ponytail) and Kevin Spacey (in the worst hairpiece of his career) jabber away as if locked in their own private acting classes, and Ewan McGregor, as the reporter who tags along with Clooney when the troop is revived to help fight the war in Iraq (see, it's a topical movie!), looks about as lost as you'll feel.

"The Men Who Stare at Goats" is a magical-realist sitcom war farce that ends up being about nothing but its own slovenly smugness.

EW Grade: F

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