I, exploding, bullet-riddled robot
Do summer sci-fi films have to be so dumb?
By Todd Leopold
(CNN) -- Like most people, all I've seen of "I, Robot" is the trailer and some commercials.
And they worry me. Based on the ads, the movie looks like Will Smith plopped down in a bunch of cool computer-generated images, speeding along darkened streets in his cool car, and shooting and blowing up things.
Pardon me if I've seen this before.
It's almost every other summer science-fiction movie ever made, and it's certainly not what I expected of a film based on a classic Isaac Asimov work. (I may be -- I hope I'm -- wrong; "I, Robot" was directed by Alex Proyas, who made the fascinating "Dark City.")
But then, to paraphrase an old George S. Kaufman theater saying, intelligent science fiction is what closes on Sunday night.
Hollywood isn't interested in intelligent science fiction, because intelligent science fiction seldom makes money -- at least, not in these days of "let's make planets and androids blow up good" blockbusters.
Steven Soderbergh and George Clooney's version of "Solaris" earned respectful if mixed reviews, but disappeared within a month. "A.I." and "Donnie Darko" (which had its fantastic elements) also crashed at the box office.
There are some exceptions, of course: the "Matrix" films did well (though I'd ascribe that more to the chopsocky elements and choreographed violence than anything deeper) and "Minority Report" was a box office success.
But could you imagine if "2001: A Space Odyssey" were released today? Studio executives would be calling for a techno soundtrack and a laser-beam armed HAL. So much for the majesty of space and the wonder of creation.
All this is probably the reason you don't see any films based on books by Roger Zelazny, Samuel R. Delany, Ursula K. Le Guin, Joe Haldeman or Harlan Ellison, to name a few, in theaters. (Some of these authors have had their works made for television, with often positive results.) There's just too much humanity and not enough technology.
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"I, Robot" is based -- loosely based -- on Asimov's story collection that told tales of the development of robots. But the movie also draws from a script by Jeff Vintar, "Hardwired," which was slated to be a John Woo film for a long time. John Woo is good at staging violence, but his films aren't exactly the most thoughtful things going -- which offers an idea of what "I, Robot's" studio, 20th Century Fox, had in mind.
Anyway, in the version that's premiering Friday, Will Smith plays a Chicago cop, Del Spooner, investigating the murder of a scientist at U.S. Robotics (and I thought that company just made modems). It's 2035, and robots are very much a part of everyday life -- usually doing scut work.
The murderer appears to be a robot, but that would violate one of the Three Laws of Robotics, which says that a robot may not injure a human being -- or follow an order that would injure a human being.
So Spooner, who doesn't like robots, digs deeper. He's assisted by Susan Calvin (Bridget Moynahan), a psychologist who specializes in robot psyches. James Cromwell plays the dead scientist, Bruce Greenwood plays the head of U.S. Robotics and Chi McBride plays Spooner's boss.
So have robots gotten out of control? Or does the murder have human roots?
"I, Robot" opens Friday.
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